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so, youre going to get done in the ass...
on: April 06, 2008, 01:34:50 AM
following on from an msn conversation with nige, weve decided we need a poll.....

youre going to get raped in the ass....

theres nothing you can do about it....

do you...

B)  loosen your ass off as much as possible, so he gets the least amount of enjoyment possible out of it....

or

A) tighten that ass right up, get it over and done with quick.....


p.s. if you post ANYTHING along the lines of.... "Id....[something you think is clever/funny here] and not get raped in the ass" then you ARE gay and you LIKE IT IN THE ASS !
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Reply #1 on: April 06, 2008, 01:41:03 AM
Alan - Im not voting on account that your A and B on the poll dont match your post and Im not sure what Id be choosing!!!
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Reply #2 on: April 06, 2008, 01:41:49 AM
The poll options dont reflect the text, tight is tight and loose is loose.

Im a tighty
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Reply #3 on: April 06, 2008, 01:43:20 AM
text/poll fixed ;-)
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Reply #4 on: April 06, 2008, 02:33:23 AM
loose
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Reply #5 on: April 06, 2008, 04:04:36 AM
tight - if the bastard is coming in I aint making it easy for him!!


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Reply #6 on: April 06, 2008, 10:26:09 AM
Loose - Who said its a He, maybe its some hot lady that just happens to have some male rape fetish. I get the carrot and she gets the cock :P
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Reply #7 on: April 06, 2008, 16:11:05 PM
Id give them knightys addy and tell em he does partys for free! :twisted:

As to what I would do otherwise, Im still going to make a load of noise and struggle. They arent going to get in easy either.
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Reply #8 on: April 06, 2008, 18:57:52 PM
yeah, I understand not letting them in easy... but what about once theyr in ?

personally Id be doing my best to relax it and think about something else :s
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Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 03:13:23 AM
Hmmm think i would go with loose... dont want any tearing :P
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Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 03:30:29 AM
Quote from: knighty
yeah, I understand not letting them in easy... but what about once theyr in ?

personally Id be doing my best to relax it and think about something else :s


My ass is like the woman in the odd japanese films ladybits. The one where she bites his manhood off.

Then again, considering the constipation I had last year from the drugs, I might not notice :shrug:
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Reply #11 on: April 07, 2008, 03:31:00 AM
I tried this out over the weekend, and loose is definitely best.
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Reply #12 on: April 07, 2008, 18:28:10 PM
Quote from: Sam
I tried this out over the weekend, and loose is definitely best.


:rofl:


I have a hemmoroid and tight hurts if a hard stool passes so I will go for loose.
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Reply #13 on: April 09, 2008, 00:04:08 AM
This thread rates highly on the sick chart...
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Reply #14 on: April 09, 2008, 00:07:37 AM
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This thread rates highly on the sick chart...


Ive inserted some medicine, via suppositories. Might take some time to work though ;)
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