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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

 

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

 

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

 

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

 

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Man with one chopstick go hungry

 

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

 

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

 

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

 

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

 

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

 

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

 

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

 

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

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Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.

 

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

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