Some female company probably wouldnt go amiss, having a well odd time here in bristol, feeling all wintery and all that crap, and nothing would be better right now than a cute lass wrapped up in a long woolen coat, and scarf, with my arm around her taking a walk along a waterfront, or through a park.
And the number of times I have been over my overdraft allowance in the last ten years from my bank would be handy, but they are retarded and cant do simple sql queries.
As for actual presents, Ive no idea. Money would probably be the most useful
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Failing that, a double bed, a 3 seater sofa, and some cupboards/sideboard style stuff.