Get two Ipods, one with "Apple sukx balls, exploits black workers and pays $$$ to the KKK", let the Register know about the story and flog it on eBAy with the resultant publicity, and have the 2nd one goldplated and engraved with "The Sisters are a bit weedy really" with the sale proceeds
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