Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After
Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fishermans Friend. On
the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a
Wine Gum.  He asked her name, Polo, Im the one with the hole she
said. "Im the one with the nuts, he thought! Then he touched her Milky
Way. They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom, and
then Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasnt
long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.
He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic
Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasnt keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him
take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.  He was
pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she
let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size
Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out,
however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl,
had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob
Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife,
Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had an STD as it turned out
Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!

That Hairy Monkey really would do nothing for me, at all.