they left some out

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, Code 3 in housewares..... and watched what happened.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers hed invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, Why cant you people just leave me alone?

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed NO! NO! Its those voices again.

storytelling vs. real life

The clock one maybe

hmmm, sounds like a challange to me !

you know, apart from the picking of the nose, I think Id actually do that. And if Nigel did that, it would make our trips to Tesci rather amusing (: