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Should the military intervene?
on: June 26, 2007, 21:28:16 PM
Dunno if anyone watched Newsnight last evening but Donald Rumsfeld (of GWII fame) is calling for the international community to respond to the growing tension in Speaker’s Corner. He suggested that a  :shock: and  :wtf:  strategy is the only way to defuse the hostile situation. He went on to present a series of gifs and jpgs highlighting his key concerns.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6761485.stm

Paxman immediately disputed the photographic evidence (see below) as being unclear and inconclusive, but Rumsfeld assured the general public that the image in question is in fact of a far-out extreme extremist in the midst of preaching anti-something hatred.

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Photo -  far-out extreme extremist or small 18th century Chapel?

One thing is for sure; no one would miss the fked-up dictators currently occupying the area - Dev, Egg, Serious, Dave, sdp, neXus, red, Skidzilla and the rest need to go. The whereabouts of the notorious fanatic known only as "The Otter" is yet to be confirmed.


Should the U.N. pursue new resolutions or should the heavys be preparing to register and win hearts and minds with candy and grenades?


I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

Re:Should the military intervene?
Reply #1 on: June 26, 2007, 21:35:26 PM
 :rofl:

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Re:Should the military intervene?
Reply #2 on: June 26, 2007, 21:36:23 PM
I am vehemenently opposed.

I dont know what to, but I am.

Goddammit.

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Re:Should the military intervene?
Reply #3 on: June 26, 2007, 21:40:25 PM
Send me what ever youre smoking.

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Re:Should the military intervene?
Reply #4 on: June 27, 2007, 03:18:42 AM
Unfortunately its all true, they tried military invasion, conventional bombing, nerve gas, nukes and eventually got us by playing Maggie Thatcher speeches over and over again. This was accompanied by large doses of disinfectant supplied by the traitor sdp who seems to have cleaned us out. There is now a fatwah on his head of 10 pints of brown ale or Kronenbourg 1664.

OK we could just about take the Thatcher speeches but sdp singing was too much for anyone.

We are being sent to a new military camp which is being set up in sdps home.

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Re:Should the military intervene?
Reply #5 on: June 27, 2007, 09:08:45 AM
LMAO!  :D
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Should the military intervene?
Reply #6 on: June 27, 2007, 09:30:32 AM
Quote from: sdp
He suggested that a  :shock: and  :wtf:  strategy is the only way to defuse the hostile situation.

Loving the shock and awe reference lol :D

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Re:Should the military intervene?
Reply #7 on: June 27, 2007, 22:17:08 PM
The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.
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Re:Should the military intervene?
Reply #8 on: June 27, 2007, 22:20:14 PM
sdp can deploy leaflets in 45 minutes!

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Should the military intervene?
Reply #9 on: June 27, 2007, 22:31:16 PM
I say we take off and Nuke Speakers Corner from orbit... Its the only way to be sure...

Re:Should the military intervene?
Reply #10 on: July 04, 2007, 16:57:59 PM

Standing by and waiting for the command.

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I know sh*ts bad right now with all that starving bullsh*t and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.

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Re:Should the military intervene?
Reply #12 on: July 04, 2007, 18:34:17 PM
Quote from: soopahfly

Standing by and waiting for the command.


/snips wires.

We have also nicked all the toilets from the pentagon so they have nothing to go on :twisted:

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Re:Should the military intervene?
Reply #13 on: July 04, 2007, 18:48:03 PM
I think the administration in this place sucks!

Should the military intervene?
Reply #14 on: July 04, 2007, 19:18:48 PM
they tried emotional blackmail, but i ended up having sex with their parents.

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