Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the italian border.
The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them:
"it´sa illegala tp putta 5 people in a Quattro".
"Vot do you mean it´s illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian offical.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile"the german says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers. Ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You canta pulla thata one on me!"replies the Italian customs officer
"Quattro meansa four. You have fiv e people in your car and you are thereforea breaking the law".
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot!, Call your zupervisor over. I vont to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, " He can´ta come. He´sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

Been quoting it. No one else laughed but I thought it was funny.

Hrmmmm, mildly amusing

Jaimz