Drinking nearly a pint of coffee dont half make you want to weeeeeeeeee...
Going down hill on a bike can make you want to go wheeeeeee too 
An English boy, a Scottish boy and an Irish boy are at the playground.
A little pixie is standing by the slide, and he tells them its a magic slide - whatever they shout as they go down the slide, they will land in a pile of at the bottom.
"Wow," says the English boy. He climbs up, and as he slides down he shouts "Sweeties!" - and true to the pixies word, he lands in a big pile of sweets.
As the English boy is stuffing all the sweets down his football shirt, the Scottish boy climbs up. True to form, as he slides down he shouts "Money!" and he lands in a large pile of gleaming pound coins. "Ouch!" he says, as his coccyx crunches on the hard disks of metal. But despite his pain, he is a happy boy.
The Irish boy is ready to go. He waits patiently, day-dreaming as the Scot picks up all his money in his tight little fists. Eventually the way is clear and down he goes, "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"..........
