Married to a geek? Dont feel over whelmed by his complex language! This humorous article will give you 20 phrases to show your geek your at his level in the bedroom. (Note: This is simply a list of 20 geeky, "sexy" statements. There is no pornography or use of foul language. Interpretation of phrases are left up to the reader.)

"Can I put some thermal grease on your CPU?"

"As long as I can put the heat sink on."

"Ping me baby!"

"You can insert your floppy into my drive anytime."

"Give me more of that bandwith!"

"Want to see my optical drives?"

"Take my Hard Drive for a spin."

"You put LEDs in my fans!

"Its time for a reboot, baby!"

"Can I add my OS to your partition?"

"I can gobble up anyones system resources!"

"Juice up my lithium battery."

"Ill make your PSU smoke!"

"Do you know where my hotspot is?

"No dial-up tonight! Were moving on to broadband!"

"Can I see your boot disk?"

"My CPU is smokin hot!"

"Pop that RAM in my slot!"

"I can compile anything you throw at me!"

"You make my fans roar!"

lol very good

OMG, two usb ports so close together!!

Thats a nice dongle.

Would you like to mount my hard drive?