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Coffin Babes Calendar 2008..
Reply #15 on: December 12, 2007, 19:37:50 PM
Anyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!

Coffin Babes Calendar 2008..
Reply #16 on: December 12, 2007, 19:44:00 PM
Mmm April is nice.

*Edit - Im sick. Ah well.

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Re:Coffin Babes Calendar 2008..
Reply #17 on: December 13, 2007, 01:36:33 AM
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Of course not!

.. I use them to make a nice broth.  8-)


Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)

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Anyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!


Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.

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Reply #18 on: December 13, 2007, 17:59:48 PM
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Of course not!

.. I use them to make a nice broth.  8-)


Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)

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Anyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!


Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.


I am well aware that some people find dead bodies exciting and sometimes forget that there are some people in the world who have very warp minds.

I just know why anyone would want to have a calendar of women posing against coffins!!

Re:Coffin Babes Calendar 2008..
Reply #19 on: December 13, 2007, 18:53:39 PM
Its a goth thing :P

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Reply #20 on: December 13, 2007, 21:19:50 PM
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Of course not!

.. I use them to make a nice broth.  8-)


Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)

Quote from: Miss_Sexyeyes
Anyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!


Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.


I am well aware that some people find dead bodies exciting and sometimes forget that there are some people in the world who have very warp minds.

I just know why anyone would want to have a calendar of women posing against coffins!!


To be honest, its a wooden box ffs.

Id quite happily have sex against one, heck considering the inside is cushioned and covered in silk and cotton, Id happily have sex in one. :D lol

And some of those women are fugly, but some as highlighted... are definately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.

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Reply #21 on: December 13, 2007, 22:02:53 PM
I think the phrase "got wood?" fits perfectly here.

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Reply #22 on: December 13, 2007, 23:03:38 PM
Or if totally crude "a good batting session lol"  :lol:

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Reply #23 on: December 14, 2007, 16:14:29 PM
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definately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.



that comes in 3 different varieties now doesnt it Rich? :D
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Reply #24 on: December 14, 2007, 16:17:09 PM
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Of course not!

.. I use them to make a nice broth.  8-)


Thank god for that, and remember, never drink chianti while you are eating liver ;)

Quote from: Miss_Sexyeyes
Anyone that gets turned on by that is sick!!


Quite often people will put stuff up on here that they dont believe in and wouldnt ever do in real life. Unfortunately there are some people who find dead bodies exciting and go out of their way to, err, have their way with them :gag: C4 had a programme on about it quite some time ago. Watched it and still couldnt believe what they were claiming.


I am well aware that some people find dead bodies exciting and sometimes forget that there are some people in the world who have very warp minds.

I just know why anyone would want to have a calendar of women posing against coffins!!


To be honest, its a wooden box ffs.

Id quite happily have sex against one, heck considering the inside is cushioned and covered in silk and cotton, Id happily have sex in one. :D lol

And some of those women are fugly, but some as highlighted... are definately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.


Used to be a bloke who bought a coffin and slept in it. Think the idea was to get used to it before he passed on or something...  :shrug:

Was on the TV a good few years ago so hes probably moved in permanently by now.

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Reply #25 on: December 14, 2007, 17:45:14 PM
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definately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.



that comes in 3 different varieties now doesnt it Rich? :D


Hell yes... available at all good supermarkets :D

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Reply #26 on: December 14, 2007, 22:54:35 PM
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definately worthy of the love sauce of the M3ta.



that comes in 3 different varieties now doesnt it Rich? :D


Hell yes... available at all good supermarkets :D


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Reply #27 on: December 14, 2007, 22:58:10 PM
Half-decent looking bird in coffin: oooh, lets have sex next to this coffin.
Avg tekforums member: No, that is a hideous idea and as such I must decline your offer.

^ It doesnt work, does it?
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Reply #28 on: December 14, 2007, 23:23:01 PM
Ermmm I prefer June out of them all :)

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Re:Coffin Babes Calendar 2008..
Reply #29 on: December 15, 2007, 00:33:45 AM
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Half-decent looking bird in coffin: oooh, lets have sex next to this coffin.
Avg tekforums member: No, that is a hideous idea and as such I must decline your offer.

^ It doesnt work, does it?


IF they insist I will try it inside the coffin. Providing its sloped and they are on top to reduce my pain levels I dont mind 8-)

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