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brummie
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Frog goes for a loan
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March 28, 2006, 19:33:01 PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, Id like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
says h is name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that its
okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that shell have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "Theres a frog called Kermit
Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000,
and he
wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"Its a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
mans a Rolling Stone."
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Christopher Monkey
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Frog goes for a loan
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March 28, 2006, 19:47:58 PM
Sooooooooooo
old!
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