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  • Offline Serious

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Who tells the worst jokes?
on: May 10, 2006, 02:23:35 AM
Might as well give you a go at voting on this.

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Try thinking of some others to take part and I will turn the thread into a poll later on in the week.
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Who tells the worst jokes?
Reply #1 on: May 10, 2006, 08:06:01 AM
Quote from: Serious
Might as well give you a go at voting on this.

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Try thinking of some others to take part and I will turn the thread into a poll later on in the week.


oi, my jokes are not bad

they may be not good, but definately not bad.

youve upset me now, im off for a little cry  :cry:
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Re:Who tells the worst jokes?
Reply #2 on: May 10, 2006, 19:01:50 PM
you.
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Re:Who tells the worst jokes?
Reply #3 on: May 10, 2006, 19:17:06 PM
You by a mile.
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Re:Who tells the worst jokes?
Reply #4 on: May 10, 2006, 19:23:38 PM
brummie reposts bad jokes, you make them up though :gag:
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Re:Who tells the worst jokes?
Reply #5 on: May 10, 2006, 19:47:28 PM
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brummie reposts bad jokes, you make them up though :gag:


ROFL :mutley:
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Re:Who tells the worst jokes?
Reply #6 on: May 11, 2006, 21:09:34 PM
I use to give Brummie a run for his money lol, but it just so happens that i came upon the worst ever joke yet:

My Private Part Died Today!


An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse  Tracy asked if
there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said  Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I
am very sad."

Knowing  her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, Im  so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please
accept my condolences.

The following day,  Mr. ! Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out his  pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You  shouldnt be walking down the hall  like
that.. Please put your Private  Part back inside your pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein,  " I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me  that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"


"Well, he replied, "Todays the  viewing."

Enjoy  :lol:
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Re:Who tells the worst jokes?
Reply #7 on: May 11, 2006, 21:28:55 PM
/hands trophy to Miss Kinky...  :cry:
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Re:Who tells the worst jokes?
Reply #8 on: May 11, 2006, 21:47:45 PM
Quote from: Miss_Kinky

My Private Part Died Today!


An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home.

sympathysnip]

"Yes, you did tell me  that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"


"Well, he replied, "Todays the  viewing."



Thats actually a 9/10. :lol:
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