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brummie
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Last Words
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April 20, 2006, 20:30:19 PM
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for
orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When
youre lying in your casket, and friends and family are
mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say
about you?"
The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear
them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and
a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a
wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge
difference in the children of tomorrow."
The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess
Id like to hear them say, Look, hes moving!"
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Serious
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Re:Last Words
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April 20, 2006, 20:43:06 PM
Soooo predictable but raised a smile
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DEViANCE
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Re:Last Words
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April 20, 2006, 21:32:30 PM
not bad
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Rutabaga
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Last Words
Reply #3 on:
April 20, 2006, 23:41:21 PM
old but ok
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Smugs
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Six shots or five?
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April 21, 2006, 00:29:46 AM
Ok
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GroovyPigThing
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Re:Last Words
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April 21, 2006, 00:33:36 AM
did I miss something? :shock:
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