There were two irish men standing at the edge of a cliff wearing long leather coats. One irish man had a budgie on his shoulder whilst the other man had a parrot on his.

The man with the budgie jumped off the cliff and started to fall to the ground. Just before he landed the budgie flew of his shoulder and he landed on his back facing the sky.

The second man with the parrot jumped of the cliff and half down in his fall the parrot flew off. The man then reached in to his jacket and brought out a riffle and aimed at the parrot; BANG! The parrot was blown to bits and  the bloke landed on his back facing the sky.

One bloke turned the other and said, I dont reckon much to this budgie jumping and in reply the other bloke said,  I dont reckon much to this free fall parrot shooting.