Two vampires wanted to go out to eat but were having a little trouble
deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in
Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some
discussion, they decided to go to Italy, because they had heard that Italian
food was really good.

So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one the
canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner. A few minutes later
they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they neared, the vampires
made their move.

Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry, and tossed the remaining
bodies into the canal below. The vampires were extremely pleased with their
meal and decided to have seconds.

Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same
fate as the first.........sucked dry and tossed into the canal below!

Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert.

In a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first
two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into
the canal. The vampires decided that they had had a marvellous dinner.

Now it was time to head back home to be sure to beat the sunrise.

As they started to walk away, they began to hear some singing. They were
puzzled because no one else was on the bridge. As they listened, they
realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over the rail and
saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies.

They listened as the alligator sang.......

"Drained wops keep falling on my head"

 

Where do weigh pie if u wheigh a whale in a whaleroadstation ?

 :puke: