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Satanic Sheffield feline hailed as hero
on: June 20, 2006, 09:42:45 AM
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A Sheffield cat has been hailed as a hero, because it seems to be able to predict its owners epileptic fits.

Cat owner Michael Edmonds suffers from complex epilepsy and often has no warning of an impending fit, the BBC reports. However, his cat, which was dumped in a river when it was a kitten (this will be significant later), will sit close to Edmonds and stare at his face just before a fit.

Edmondss step daughter nominated the cat for the Cats Protection "cat protector of the year" award. Tee Cee is one of four cats short listed for the title "Hero Cat".

She told the Beeb that the cats warnings have proven invaluable to the family.

However, Register reader James Holtom, has another theory.

"The Beeb is foolishly reporting this as prediction, when its perfectly clear that it is the cat that is causing the problem - amusing itself by calling down demons upon the poor fellow and reveling in his torment," he writes.

Indeed, the cat stares at Edmonds, and subsequently Edmonds suffers a fit.

"What more evidence is needed?" Holtom asks.

Indeed. But we have more. Cats have been associated with the dark arts for centuries, so demonic behaviour should be expected, and is entirely in character. Further, this cat has already survived a "trial by water", surely conclusive proof of its witchiness.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5076338.stm

Satanic Sheffield feline hailed as hero
Reply #1 on: June 20, 2006, 10:28:57 AM
ROFL.

Ive heard of dogs simmilar... they can be trained to bark and make a fuss if a fit is on the way, dunno about cats tho :)

Satanic Sheffield feline hailed as hero
Reply #2 on: June 21, 2006, 02:10:01 AM
all it needs to do is to do the lottery numbers and your laughing! :) now that would be some smart cat

Re:Satanic Sheffield feline hailed as hero
Reply #3 on: June 21, 2006, 15:12:44 PM
i could predict when my missus was going to have a fit...

it was usually just after she had found i out i had pissed in the wardrobe, again.

Re:Satanic Sheffield feline hailed as hero
Reply #4 on: June 21, 2006, 16:03:19 PM
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i could predict when my missus was going to have a fit...

it was usually just after she had found i out i had pissed in the wardrobe, again.


Uh... am i supposed to like, laugh or something?

Re:Satanic Sheffield feline hailed as hero
Reply #5 on: June 21, 2006, 16:09:18 PM
Quote from: Badabing
i could predict when my missus was going to have a fit...

it was usually just after she had found i out i had pissed in the wardrobe, again.


you do that?

friend of ours does that. how the f**k??

Re:Satanic Sheffield feline hailed as hero
Reply #6 on: June 22, 2006, 10:06:42 AM
Quote from: Chaostime
Quote from: Badabing
i could predict when my missus was going to have a fit...

it was usually just after she had found i out i had pissed in the wardrobe, again.


Uh... am i supposed to like, laugh or something?


in the words of Martin Clunes, are you using the work like, to suggest something similar to laughing or are you just being working class?

Re:Satanic Sheffield feline hailed as hero
Reply #7 on: June 22, 2006, 10:34:33 AM
Quote from: Badabing
i could predict when my missus was going to have a fit...

it was usually just after she had found i out i had pissed in the wardrobe, again.



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Re:Satanic Sheffield feline hailed as hero
Reply #8 on: June 22, 2006, 12:50:00 PM
Quote from: Chaostime
Quote from: Badabing
i could predict when my missus was going to have a fit...

it was usually just after she had found i out i had pissed in the wardrobe, again.


Uh... am i supposed to like, laugh or something?


Its a very old joke linked to a similar word meaning toilet

Re:Satanic Sheffield feline hailed as hero
Reply #9 on: June 22, 2006, 13:07:32 PM
Quote from: Badabing
Quote from: Chaostime
Quote from: Badabing
i could predict when my missus was going to have a fit...

it was usually just after she had found i out i had pissed in the wardrobe, again.


Uh... am i supposed to like, laugh or something?


in the words of Martin Clunes, are you using the work like, to suggest something similar to laughing or are you just being working class?


just being a bit of a twat tbh.
I mean, i know what youre getting at, and im aware of the underlying humour in the statement.
I just felt like acting like a twat:)

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