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  • Offline Pete

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Fastest *nicest* way of getting dumped
on: February 01, 2009, 17:07:24 PM
Normally its easy but Im trying to get dumped for 3 weeks now and it aint working cos Im so fit I guess :/

I cant dump her cos itd make me look a bastard. Ideas?
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Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 17:11:12 PM
Seriously just dump her, youll end up looking like a b******d if you TRY to get dumped!
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Reply #2 on: February 01, 2009, 17:42:32 PM
Quote from: sdp
Normally its easy but Im trying to get dumped for 3 weeks now and it aint working cos Im so fit I guess :/

I cant dump her cos itd make me look a bastard. Ideas?


You are a bastard if youre trying to off the dirty work onto her. Suck it up, grow some balls and do the right thing for both of you.
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Reply #3 on: February 01, 2009, 18:07:33 PM
just be a bastard. You dont move in the same social circles do you?
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Reply #4 on: February 01, 2009, 18:26:10 PM
I thought you were all loved up for this one?

And yeah, just get it over with.
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Reply #5 on: February 01, 2009, 18:48:49 PM
your dumped. its not me, its you. The sex is bad.

job done
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Reply #6 on: February 01, 2009, 20:27:04 PM
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your dumped. its not me, its you. The sex is bad.

job done



haha your heartless..    :bowdown:
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Reply #7 on: February 01, 2009, 20:57:26 PM
Is this the one you went to New York for, or was that someone else.
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Reply #8 on: February 01, 2009, 22:20:05 PM
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Quote from: sdp
Normally its easy but Im trying to get dumped for 3 weeks now and it aint working cos Im so fit I guess :/

I cant dump her cos itd make me look a bastard. Ideas?


You are a bastard if youre trying to off the dirty work onto her. Suck it up, grow some balls and do the right thing for both of you.


 :stupid:

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Quote from: Eggtastico
your dumped. its not me, its you. The sex is bad.

job done



haha your heartless..    :bowdown:


He cried really, Just after the donkey had kicked him in the nuts.... :mutley:
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Reply #9 on: February 01, 2009, 22:37:06 PM
Shes probably thinking the same thing.
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Reply #10 on: February 01, 2009, 22:51:50 PM
Nail her best mate?
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Reply #11 on: February 01, 2009, 23:20:27 PM
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Nail her best mate?


And her sister.....then dump her.
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Reply #12 on: February 01, 2009, 23:48:55 PM
I had a mate who got dumped by his g/f after she walked in on him shagging her sister, in her house, on her sofa... an hour after hed been shagging her !
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Reply #13 on: February 02, 2009, 00:38:12 AM
now they both have the clap
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  • Offline Pete

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Reply #14 on: February 02, 2009, 05:10:46 AM
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Nail her best mate?


Thats the plan..
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