There were 3 guys that were in the Amazon rainforest. They entered uncharted territory and a tribe came and the leader said:-

"If you want to live you got to get 5 pieces of fruit each".

They thought it was fair enough and all 3 went to search fruit.

The first guy returned with 5 kiwis and asked the tribe leader, "Ok, what do you want me to do with them?"

The tribe leader said, "You have to put all 5 kiwis up your butt without showing any emotion".

The first guy then starts placing the first kiwi in his butt and did it with no problem. The second however he started to show pain so the tribe leader cuts off his head and he goes to heaven.

The second guy then turned up with 5 grapes. He placed 4 grapes up his butt with no emotion but the 5th one he starts laughing and the tribe leader cut off his head.

When the two guys meet up in heaven, the first say asked, "Why did you laugh when you had grapes?" He replied, "The other guy just turned up and he had a bunch of pineapples!"