AARGH! the cookie, it calls to me! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

You need one that says "Im already there."

I wanna da cookie.

You need one that says "Im already there."

Nah dont want to be already there or youll never get a cookie, just like mobile phone contracts, once theyve got you they give you bugger all.  So Ill join the dark side and get a cookie, as long as its only a 12 month contract and not 18 months

GIVE ME THE COOKIE! NOW!!!!!!!