Author Topic: Been making pointless crap for 10years? (Read 772 times)

Pete · **on:** January 05, 2009, 19:44:51 PM

Been making pointless crap for 10years?

on: January 05, 2009, 19:44:51 PM

That could well be a sign of Mysteryitis, a disease that affects only a few people worldwide. People like Steve Jobs.

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Apple chief executive Steve Jobs finally moved to reassure investors about his health today, revealing that he was suffering from a "hormone imbalance" that had caused him to lose weight rapidly and has also caused him to give the nod to sh*t like iMacs and that stupid micro-nipple scroll thing on those stupid mice.

http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article5451646.ece

Hormone imbalance = sex-change stage 1?

Serious · **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2009, 20:04:29 PM

Re:Been making pointless crap for 10years?

Reply #1 on: January 05, 2009, 20:04:29 PM

Dont think so, my thyroxine level is low, so technically I have a hormone imbalance too. Thats a small part of fibrositis though.

I think his may be more to do with telling fibs about how good apple products are and its come back to haunt him.

Mark · **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2009, 01:12:39 AM

Re:Been making pointless crap for 10years?

Reply #2 on: January 07, 2009, 01:12:39 AM

Im betting he is dying.

Beaker · **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2009, 09:12:59 AM

Re:Been making pointless crap for 10years?

Reply #3 on: January 07, 2009, 09:12:59 AM

Retire him on health grounds, and get Woz to give more input. Thatll make them go back to producing machines that are worth spending the money on again.

Mongoose · **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2009, 18:47:50 PM

Re:Been making pointless crap for 10years?

Reply #4 on: January 07, 2009, 18:47:50 PM

http://xkcd.com/527/

Pete · **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2009, 19:55:53 PM

Re:Been making pointless crap for 10years?

Reply #5 on: January 07, 2009, 19:55:53 PM

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Author Topic: Been making pointless crap for 10years? (Read 772 times)