on: July 16, 2006, 10:40:50 AM
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isnt it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. Its perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve-thirty."
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A
few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous
young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "Youre
really doing great, arent you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful. "
The doctor said, "I didnt say that. I said, "Youve got a heart murmur.
Be careful."
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And my personal favorite!
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he
ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
No," he replied, "arthritis."
